I think that whoever wrote the title needs to calm down. Thats was me.
Why am I so happy? Because I have four followers! I now have my FIRST follower that I don't know. I am so happy, I tried to get up to run around, but I tripped climbing off my bed, and fell down four hundred feet to the lego scattered floor. That's too much for a ninety year old to handle!
Anyway, I'll blog now. No wait, I'll tell you how I got that follower.
For a while now, I have had a yahoo answers account, even though I like Google better. Yahoo answers is a really good place to ask questions, mostly because it rewards people for answering, so most of your questions DO get answered. I was desperate for followers, so I asked, How can I possibly get my blog noticed? One of the answers was to write my url on a sign and hold it while streaking at a public sporting event. That is not such a good idea for a 95 year-old man (Im not 95 btw). Another answer was to spam the poop out of stuff (though they didn't say 'poop').
This is what I did, because if there's something a person with ADHD can do well, it's spam. Basically I politely spammed, by answering lots of questions with long answers that were absolutely correct, with good spelling punctuation and stuff, and then said, "My blog is http://pank0w.blogspot.com please follow!"
Apparently Neena Lund, the fourth follower (I thought I oughta mention her name), saw one of these pieces of spam, and came to check it out. I thank you Neena, for following me, I promise I won't let you down.
Speaking of not letting you guys down, I plan on blogging every single day from now, for at least over a week, and I'll try longer than that too. The thing is, while I'm at my Grandparents house, we may or may not have wifi in the house, so I may or may not be able to post the blogs, but trust me, I'll be writing them. Oh yeah, also, during that time, there will be no video of the blog, as I will not be spending hours on the internet.
So, my family and I have gone to the park every single day for the past week and a half, and It's fun, but coming up from my comfortably fresh-smelling air conditioned basement bedroom, were I had been for several hours, and going straight outside, is like stepping into Jabba the Hutt's mouth. Its hot, humid, and green. Yah, I don't get it either.
Hey, did you know that Jabba the Hutt is Hermaphroditic? Didn't surprise you? Yah, me neither.
But really, going from my cold room to hot outside is bad, but, going from hot outside to cold room is good.
Wow, apparently the Hutt is a species, and there are many of them. Save me the explanation and wiki Jabba the Hutt.
For the video of the blog, I will show you something that will make you question my masculinity just because I found it. And don't ask me how I found it, because I really don't remember. Basically, It is a video promoting? a MMORPG, a massive multiplayer online role playing game, based in the world of Hello Kitty and her friends. I know right? It's a real game, and lots of people play it. Either that or they gathered up every single player for the commercial.
Gack! I'm choking! Just watch it.
http://tinyurl.com/2b5qu2w
Goodnight, even though it could be any time of the day for you, and I hope to see you and others, again. But you don't have to take my word for it!
Well... actually you do. I don't have a montage of cute children telling you about their favorite books.
If you don't get it, Its reading rainbow. (<--whisper)
JUST GO TO BED!!
