HOLY COW.
Eric, cows are not holy~! (whiney voice of a reader)
OH, YEAH? WELL THE SPOTS ON THEM LOOK LIKE HOLES.
Wow, that was pretty stupid. That was a joke I made up a long time ago with my brother. It was way funnier back then.
Why did I say Holy cow? Ill tell you, because I'm such a good person.
Remember yesterday, when I was so happy over my fourth follower that it caused my ninety five year old bag of bones to fall off my bed to my sharp lego-y death (my floor is scattered with Legos because a huge bucket of them fell and I don't feel like picking them up)? Yeah, well when I logged on to my blog, and it had NINE followers, I almost literally killed myself and my brother. I was so happy I was speeding around the house at, oh, about the speed of light, eating hard boiled eggs and arc welding bicycles. I was SO happy, and I want hug every single one of you, but I can't because I'm a welding ninety five year old man and you'll break me.
Ok, I'm going to stop saying I'm ninety five, because some of you will believe me.
I have decided that because I am writing for some people that I don't know, I can't rely on them so much to put up with my not-writing, so I will write everyday for as long as I can. Again, I've said it a million times, and I'll say it a million more, on friday I am going to Minnesota, so I might not post them right away, but I'll be writing them in word or in a notebook or whatever, so that I can post them later. So don't panic and have a stroke. Also, until they get out of control, I will answer any comment questions, so feel absolutely more than welcome to ask. Ask anything. LITERALLY.
I didn't do it today because I woke up at 11, but tomorrow I might start a new way of writing these. I will just leave the blog open all day, and whenever I think of something to say, I'll write it. That way I don't have to sit here and think of what to write. Clever eh? I'm not Canadian... eh.
I'm actually having someone proof read this blog, which is a good idea. Now you won't accidentally kill someone in rage because you can't understand what I said. I'm sure it's happened before.
Remember, when I said that I bought an arizona tea, and I was so ashamed of myself because I promised myself that I wouldn't buy anything for the whole summer? Yeah... I have failed. I kept the receipts from everything I bought, and I'll tell you them all right now. OK?
Total, I have bought 5 Two liter bottles, 6 Ramen, and 1 Accursed Arizona Tea, for a total of $9.10. Thats WAY more than the 'nothing' I planned on, and yes, I am ashamed. I is WAY less than what I bought last year, and I still have over $80 dollars right now, with my birthday coming up, so I'm not so worried about it.
Right now, in this very paragraph, I'm going to tell you something half embarrassing for me to say. I want... a beard.
I know, it's kinda weird, but I really want a beard, and as soon as I am physically able to grow one, I will grow one. Not one of those weird ones that are only along the bottom edge of the chin, a full beard. A great lumber jack beard. And it WILL be weird, especially since I am blonde, but also I am weird, so thats fine with me.
HERE is the best video of the blog?/day? what do you think I should call it? Anyway, this is the best video I've shown you guys, and I really like it. Plus I figured out the better way to put them on here.
The baby in this video will definately do something when he gets older. What exactly, I'm not sure, there WAS a lot of pelvic thrusting goin on...
So there you go. My blog to nine people. Aiieeee! I just reminded myself.
