So this week I have been a sub-coach at a free soccer camp, in which my dad is a co-leader. This year, there was a total of 130 kids in three different age groups. It's fun, I get to lead the kids in drills and stuff, and although the kids can be frustrating, and might actually convince me to stay a virgin many years after marriage, I like it.
The park that we rented for the week is about five miles away from my house, kind of out in the country, but not quite. It's in an area of Michigan that I am not familiar with, as this camp is the only time I come near here.
On Tuesday, I was at my friends house before the camp, and he drove me straight there. At his house, ate some ramen, my first whopper ever (I didn't like it much), four large pieces of some delicious lasagna, gummy bears, some red-white-blue candy corn (they tasted amazing!), and some extremely spicy jerky that burnt my mouth. I suspect it was the jerky that gave me the runs, but whatever it was, I was in the bathroom for a good ten minutes when the soccer camp was over for the day.
My mom and my dad took two cars to the soccer camp, and when it was over, my mom took my brother and sister across the street to a river. My was finishing closing the camp, and he saw my mom's chair by a tree. He picked it up and put it in his van. He then drove over to the river, and yelled to my mom, "I put your chair in my van!" and drove away. My mom and siblings stayed at the river for a minute more, and left.
Soon after, I came out of the bathroom. I looked and the parking lot was empty. I went across the street to the river to see if they were there. They were not. That's when I realized that they left me there.
This is what happened. When my dad said, I put your chair in my van, my mom though he said, Eric is in my van. My dad thought she had me, my mom though he had me. Also, since I am in my room so much, when they were both home, they assumed I was in there, so they both had no idea I was gone.
When I realized I was alone, I started walking. I thought I knew the way, since most of the way is one straight road, so that's the way I went. I ended up walking for two miles down that one road before I came to some businesses. I went into a Walgreens and called my house. It was funny when they got a call from me when they thought I was downstairs in m room.
If I knew the way home I would have walked all the way home, just to see their faces when I walked in the door saying, "I'm home!"
Nice story, eh?
Well I was going to record more stuff for my rollerblading video today, but my brother was not wanting to. It'll be a while before I can record more stuff, because we're going to the fair tomorrow, and all that bam-kablooie.
The fair!! Last year, I met a girl who told me I was cute there. Hahaha she WAS pretty funny...
Also, soon I will finish that story of my childhood that I started that one day soon.
Toodloo!
Why do I get the weird feeling I spelled that wrong?
Toodleoo? Toodloo? Tootleoo?
If you know the correct spelling for this interjection, PLEASE TELL ME in the comments.
Begone vampire readers!!
Toodleoo
ReplyDeletehttp://dictionary.reverso.net/english-definition/toodle-oo
And why vampire readers?
Why NOT vampire readers?
ReplyDeleteBecause, I don't want any vampires accessing my blog.
ReplyDeleteWell, how do you know you have vampire readers? And if you do, they won't listen to you order them to stop because that will just make them even more angry than they already are, because they got bit and have to live forever, wouldn't you be mad if that happened to you? So they will read your blog as much as they possibly can (which is forever) to get revenge. This would be the case IF vampires were real.
ReplyDeleteI'm not terribly sure that would be the case. How does reading a blog constitute as revenge?
ReplyDeleteMoreover, I have never heard of a vampire using the internet, much less reading blogs. If a vampire decides to spend his immortality reading blogs, he needs a life. (Hahahaha get it? Cuz he's undead)
Well, that's just the thing. Eric (which i assume is his name since he uses it when yelling at himself) specifically told them not to read his blog, and vampires don't listen to mortals and, given how the vampires act in the 'Twilight' saga, are pretty dumb, and they will try anything to get back at him, even if it's only reading something.
ReplyDeleteThat's one big run-on sentence.
And yes, vampires do need lives.
There's really no problem, because vampires can't cross the threshold without being invited in.
ReplyDeleteAre the vampires as obsessed with Pankow as Edward is with Bella? Because that would make them gay, which kinda fits in with your Twilight theory.
First if all, you have a threshold to keep vampires out of your house? Are you Chinese? They have thresholds to keep ghosts out... I think... I'm not all to sure.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes most vampires from Twilight are gay, and Eric better watch out because he is being stalked by many gay vampires.
....saying they can't cross the threshold means they can't enter a house, building, etc. unless invited by the owner. I don't know what you thought was meant by "threshold." And I would love to continue this, but I'm going to be away from a computer for 2-3 weeks. You got lucky.
ReplyDeleteAnd just for good measure:
threshold |ˈθre sh ˌ(h)ōld|
noun
1 a strip of wood, metal, or stone forming the bottom of a doorway and crossed in entering a house or room.
Yes the Chinese use thresholds to keep the bad spirits out, it's one of the main parts to a traditional Chinese home. Learned that in Social Studies.
ReplyDeleteGAh!!! GAY VAMPIRES??? THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!!! *bites garlic* *coughsplutters*
ReplyDeleteIt's ok, there are most likely no vampires in the universe, let alone homosexual ones. I'm pretty sure you only have human readers. I'm not all that positive though, my cat likes to sit by me when i get on the computer.
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