I'm bad at being AFK.

Hey guess what?

You swam over a manatee while you were hungry and it looked like a potato so you tried to eat it and it brutally assaulted you and now you're in a coma and can barely write? I have got in serious trouble for trying to bite a manatee on countless occasions. Now I bring sammiches to the beach. They get all sandy though so I...

... Get out of my house.

See?  That is stuff that would be great for me to do on camera, if I wasn't so camera shy. It doesn't even make sense either! There are literally no people around, why would I be shy? 

I think it's probably because my camera lens looks like the single electronic eye of that gnarly old man that tried taking my golden ticket. I kicked him in the shins and he didn't flinch. Definitely a robot made by Wonka's competitors to get in his factory. I was too quick for him though!

 Stinkin' gnarly old men...

Ok, seriously. The first spelling suggestion for Stinkin' was "Stanchion". What about the obvious "Stinking"? Safari you are so dumb.

Recently it has come to my attention that not only gay vampires are reading my blogs from OUTSIDE our humble universe, but Nan and her cat sit on her computer when they read. That is disrespectful to the people who assembled it.

Nan said... "It's ok, there are most likely no vampires in the universe, let alone homosexual ones. I'm pretty sure you only have human readers. I'm not all that positive though, my cat likes to sit by me when i get on the computer."

I didn't read it anywhere, but I decide that internet addiction is non-curable. How would I know? I have it. Once you have it, you know. It clings to you like peanut butter to a dog's tongue. except that peanut butter comes off a dog's tongue.

Hmmm... 

Internet addiction sticks to you like object A to object B. Yay comment contest for two or three people!!!

Well my Time traveling buddy just went to bed, so I will too. 

Run> Sleep> 7 hours, 30 minutes

Garsmashcrabble time!!

OH HO! Have I got news for you folks! Does me calling you 'folks' make you old? Go look in the mirror and count the wrinkles on your face. If its over four hundred that means you're old. Or so I think.

Today I tried to record a blog like the youtube user wheezy waiter and HUNDREDS of others do, where you sit and talk to the camera. Basically the same thing I do here, except you see me! It didn't turn out very well because for some reason I was very nervous. I felt like I was standing and talking in front of a lot of people. I have no idea why, because I am not that bad at talking in front of a lot of people. So that's not going to work out, but today I am making a video on "How I make ramen without cooking it." I bought ramen today, so hey! I thought I'd do it. Basically it is the technique of cooking ramen that we use at midnight at school when we are supposed to be in bed but we are so hungry it hurts. It's almost ninja cooking.

Just now I got back from the park where we were recording some more stuff for the second roller blading video, which won't be uploaded for awhile. I bloodied my knee today doing it, and the blood is still there.

I just took a shower and it's gone now.

Goodnight. I hope you all grow a beard, I know that I will.

The Fair!

In the title Incorrectly capitalized the 'F' in fair, but I'm OK with it.

Today at the fair, I spent $13, something that I do NOT think is OK But I'm OK with that too.

Jeepers! You are feeling very OK with things today Eric! 

Well, I DO work for the Government.

Oh yeah... Wait, what? You don't even have a job!

...

Today I discovered how much I love bumper-cars. Not the ride, I hate when I get "bumped". I like the vehicles themselves. They are so fun to drive and their steering is so quirky, I just can't handle the giddiness. I want to buy one and wire it so that it doesn't need the ceiling, and add a faster + stronger motor to go faster. All with the help of my brother of course. I couldn't do that myself. 

I had a dumb idea today at the fair. What if you had a horse from the Merry-go-round (or is it Mary-go-round? Married-go-round?), and you attached wheels to it, so that you could on ride the horse's back and swivel the head to turn? Kinda cool I guess...

Speaking of good/dumb ideas, I thought of this: ordinary playing cards with the same backing as Pokemon or Yugioh cards? I think that would be awesome. I might buy them.

Tomorrow I am going to a teen softball outing, in which I will see many of my friends. I suck at softball, as I suck at many sports, including the carry-the-lemonade sport. MAN, I am bad at carry-the-lemonade. On Thursday, I accidentally scheduled a two hour drive during it, so I have to miss two hours. It's gonna bite my groin, if that's a saying. It's not? It should be.

What? Your car broke down? Well that just bites my groin.

What? Your pet Camel turned out to be a dog? Well that just bites my groin.

What? You want me to stop? You don't like that saying? Well that causes a three monkeys to bite my groin rapidly.

Edward, if you're still here I'll sick those monkeys on your groin. I gave them lemonade and they like me now.

Today I've got a story to tell you!

You ready for the story??

So this week I have been a sub-coach at a free soccer camp, in which my dad is a co-leader. This year, there was a total of 130 kids in three different age groups. It's fun, I get to lead the kids in drills and stuff, and although the kids can be frustrating, and might actually convince me to stay a virgin many years after marriage, I like it.

The park that we rented for the week is about five miles away from my house, kind of out in the country, but not quite. It's in an area of Michigan that I am not familiar with, as this camp is the only time I come near here. 

On Tuesday, I was at my friends house before the camp, and he drove me straight there. At his house, ate some ramen, my first whopper ever (I didn't like it much), four large pieces of some delicious lasagna, gummy bears, some red-white-blue candy corn (they tasted amazing!), and some extremely spicy jerky that burnt my mouth. I suspect it was the jerky that gave me the runs, but whatever it was, I was in the bathroom for a good ten minutes when the soccer camp was over for the day.

My mom and my dad took two cars to the soccer camp, and when it was over, my mom took my brother and sister across the street to a river. My was finishing closing the camp, and he saw my mom's chair by a tree. He picked it up and put it in his van. He then drove over to the river, and yelled to my mom, "I put your chair in my van!" and drove away. My mom and siblings stayed at the river for a minute more, and left. 

Soon after, I came out of the bathroom. I looked and the parking lot was empty. I went across the street to the river to see if they were there. They were not. That's when I realized that they left me there.

This is what happened. When my dad said, I put your chair in my van, my mom  though he said, Eric is in my van. My dad thought she  had me, my mom though he had me. Also, since I am in my room so much, when they were both home, they assumed I was in there, so they both had no idea I was gone.

When I realized I was alone, I started walking. I thought I knew the way, since most of the way is one straight road, so that's the way I went. I ended up walking for two miles down that one road before I came to some businesses. I went into a Walgreens and called my house. It was funny when they got a call from me when they thought I was downstairs in m room.

If I knew the way home I would have walked all the way home, just to see  their faces when I walked in the door saying, "I'm home!"

Nice story, eh? 

Well I was going to record more stuff for my rollerblading video today, but my brother was not wanting to. It'll be a while before I can record more stuff, because we're going to the fair tomorrow, and all that bam-kablooie. 

The fair!! Last year, I met a girl who told me I was cute there. Hahaha she WAS pretty funny...

Also, soon I will finish that story of my childhood that I started that one day soon. 

Toodloo!

Why do I get the weird feeling I spelled that wrong?

Toodleoo? Toodloo? Tootleoo?

If you know the correct spelling for this interjection, PLEASE TELL ME in the comments.

Begone vampire readers!!

THAT'S ALL.

It's bad quality, It was made with Windows Movie Maker, and It is cheezy, but here it is.


Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhdMGczn4xc




THAT'S ALL.

The evil Puppigator.

So apparently my brother doesn't care if I film anything with his camera, as long as he is the camera man. I still get to choose the camera angles n' stuff. KEWL!!!


Knowing that, we filmed a video today, but I probably won't upload it to Youtube until tomorrow, because the editing will take me forever not eve editing before and because I'm using the cheap-and-plastic Windows Movie Maker. 


Just as a reminder, it will be uploaded to the channel CamelFruit. Here's a link.


http://www.youtube.com/user/CamelFruit


The video is about me jumping over things with my rollerblades. I know it sounds kinda boring, but in my opinion, it's worth watching and a pretty good first video.


YUCK my dog farted! ACK It's unbearable!


Today was my second drive ever for Drivers Education. I don't know if I have ever mentioned me being in Drivers Ed, but I have for sure now. Anyway, I think I'm a good driver, but I Haven't seen anyone else on their second drive ever, so I don't know what to compare it to.


Gah there's that creepy jazz music again.


I need to go and edit that video. There is a chance that it would be uploaded today, but I dunno.

'm srry

I truly am srry that I never blogged two days ago, or even yesterday. Lemme tell you why.


Two days ago, the day I was supposed to blog, it was about 9:30, and I was in my room using my computer, and I felt tired. I decided, hey, It's only 9:30, I can quick sleep for an hour, then keep reading this comic I was reading, then blog, then go to bed.


Of course, it didn't work that way, and I slept the while night.


Why didn't I blog yesterday then. I DIDN'T WANT TO.


Y'know, you TWO total actual readers out of the twelve people that followed me so far (heh I say so a far as if i'm getting more) are probably thinking, ERIC YOU ARE SO LAZY. YOU NEVER FEEL LIKE BLOGGING. YOU ARE SO STUPID AND LAZY AND I HATE YOU.


Hey, ok, if you  think it is so easy, go start a blog yourself and write in it every single day. IT'S  HARD.


Really, a very well written blog for me takes about half an hour, or 1/48th of the day. That's a lot! I have things to do like...


So that's not really helping me prove the point, but whatever. I know you  guys hate my excuses,  so i'll stop.


I have a youtube channel now, It's called "CamelFruit". Go ahead, check it out. It exists. There are no new videos though. The reason is that I don't  have a camera. My brother does, but if you have a brother/sister  you know how THAT goes...


I might not post any videos until the school year, because miller has a good  camera that we possibly could use. I already have several ideas for sweet videos. 


If I even make/post one, I will tell you all about it. (Elmo's World reference that no one gets.)


So my mom got her CD stereo fixed. This means ABSOLUTELY nothing to you, but  to me it means hearing jazz saxophones and trumpets for countless hours through ceiling of my basement room. GAH! I cannot concentrate!!


OK, I'm sorry for getting so far behind, I promise I will blog more often now.


EDIT: GAH I MEANT TO POST THIS TWO DAYS AGO!! IT WASN'T POSTED!!